Aamir's Blushing Bride

Where do I even start with this one? She takes "natural beauty" to a new level.

Lara's Lost

L.Dutta is missing in action. Whatever that means. She might actually be doing the world a favor.

Gauri Khan--Bollywood's Victoria Beckham!

It just occurred to me: Greasy Gauri Khan is a Victoria Beckham wannabe! There are just too many similarities! I bet they both share the same plastic surgeon--both are a little pig-nosed!

Nominations for Stardust 2008 Awards:

The two most disturbing nominations were Lara Dutta for Jhoom Barabar Jhoom and Kareena in Jab We Met...this just proves those sitting on this committee must have the IQ of toads.

Check out some of the goofy categories:

THE "NEW" MENACE
"HOTTEST" YOUNG FILM MAKER
BEST ACTOR IN A "NEGATIVE" ROLE

Can you imagine putting winner of the New Menace in town award on your resume??

Anyway, I don't want to bore you with all the categories (check out www.bollywood.com)

Here are the nominations for BEST FILM AWARD:
Chak De India
Life... In A Metro
Guru
Taare Zameen Par
Jab We Met
Om Shanti Om--who did they bribe to get this one in????

Saif....the next Axel Rose....

Saif is performing at a rock concert. He looks silly.
NOTE: The PERMANENT tattoo with Kareena's name

I give it 2 months.

"We are an anti-social couple..."

Says Kajol. Too busy being parents, acting and directing.
I really like this couple--she needs to get rid of her unibrow...with so many options today such as tweezers, razors, scissors, waxing, threading, laser, heck--even sandpaper--there is NO excuse for this.

Sanjay Dutt Married....

Sanjay Dutt is out on bail and married Manyata..he then decided to announce it by placing an ad in a local paper.

The Good Done by Gastric Bypass Surgery

Adnan Sami before he went under the knife...Adnan Sami after. He rocks. Good for him.

Gauri Khan

Gauri running around town in her white Bm'er...

Look What The Cat Dragged In!

Wasn't Jackie the Indian Marlboro man back in the day? What has he done to himself?

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, NO It's SuperWife!

These pics make me think of Clark Kent and Superman. Marriage has totally transformed her.

Say Whhaaat??

It's official, they came out at a fashion show in Bombay. Now they have fled to Greece on holiday. Big deal.
The kicker is that Saif has tattooed Kareena's name on his arm in an Indian language called Devnagri...

I am positive he will be visiting the tattoo laser removal parlor upon his return from Greece.

Unforgettable vs. Temptation

Brace yourselves for not one but TWO world tours in 2008.
The Unforgettabletour will feature Big B, Abhishek Bachchan (of course), Aishwarya Rai, Lara Dutta, Riteish Deshmukh and Bipasha Basu. The Temptation tour will have Shah Rukh Khan, Preity Zinta, Rani Mukherjee and Priyanka Chopra.

I'm putting my money on Temptation.

Run for the Hills!

Karan is looking love in 2008. "I don’t have someone in my life right now, but I am open to being in a relationship. I am hoping to find love of every nature and every kind.”

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE HIM THE KEY THAT UNLOCKS THE CLOSET???

Perfect Role Models

I've never seen a picture of Karishma's daughter. Here is a picture of Karishma, Kareena and Simiran. Cute kid...I'm sure the inflated ego gene wasn't passed on...

Stud Muffin Alert....

Ladies and Gentlemen:
Salman Khan was voted Bollywood actor of 2008 and now has a wax figure at Madam Tussauds (London).
This was a public vote. Run people over and kill endangered species and you can have your own wax statue...

Hanuman Returns

This cartoon has gotten 4 stars! I can't wait to see it....great for kids!!

Mini Me...

Saif's kid is so cute!

Smoking is BAD BAD BAD

Purple lips...ew...he should use that hood on his sweatshirt to cover that hairdo...double EW

Yawn!

Nobody in Bollywood bores me as much as Diya Mirza.

Vivek Oberoi

I am laughing so hard right now that I have tears streaming down my face...I am at a loss for words...should I start with the hair, the outfit, or the slick moves??

And he wonders why Ash dumped him!

Suzanne Khan Roshan preggers

She's having another baby. That's it.

I rest my case...

Please see post below

Now that's a HOT couple....

Ash and Hrithik unveil the Jodha Akbar Filmfare issue...lord, their kids would be hot...

Preity Zinta flips out...

Preity flipped out on a flight to Austria with her boyfriend Ness Wadia. The plane experienced turbulence and she started screaming and crying! Apparently she is still on edge from the Tsunami (she was in Phuket at the time) and stage attack in South Africa. Poor girl. I like this couple.