Raveena Booked!!!

Raveena tried to park illegally outside a Bombay apartment building. She was dropping her daughter off for tutoring. She was stopped by a security guard. After arguing for a bit, she decided to attack him. Locals had to break up the brawl...from her latest picture, WWF should be contacting her shortly...she has been charged with assault with intent to body slam...

Anil Caught Creepin'

From the Creepy News Files: Anil Kapoor was caught in a ladies burqa roaming around Chandni Chowk. He claims to be doing research for an upcoming movie. Some locals figured it was a man under the veil and called the police.
There is something slightly Michael Jacksonish about this....

Preity and Amrita Seperated at Birth...

With all of Preity's plastic surgery she is morphing into Amrita Arora....right?

Jennifer Hudson at the Oscars...

I never comment on Hollywood but absolutely have to in this case...here is a pic of Jennifer Hudson at the Oscars. Doesn't her dress make her look like a garlic bulb??

Riya Sen

I think I really like her...she's pretty...why the skin tight outfit?? Sometimes I wonder if movie stars own a full length mirror!

Lips!

Gauri Khan forgot to wipe the sunscreen off her lips. She looks SO bad.

Cartoons of the Awards Show...

Here are some random thoughts about the awards:


WHY are Saif and SRK showering together on stage? As if they don't humiliate themselves enough in movies....


Blast from the past: Bhappi Lari (sans his gold chains) with his munchkin she-twin...oh, I mean his daughter.



Someone needs to put a stop to Preity's plastic surgery or else no one will be able to recognize her.

Karishma looks good...what the heck happened to Gauri Khan????? Are her and SRK starving themselves? So not Posh.


I just really like her sari...

Yeah, I am sure this wasn't rigged at all....Saif handing Kareena the "best" actress award!

Winners of the 53rd Filmfare Awards

Best Actor: Shahrukh Khan - Chak De India
Best Actress: Kareena Kapoor - Jab We Met (UMMM...OKAY??)
Best Film: Taare Zameen Par
Lifetime Achievement Award: Rishi Kapoor (again ???)
Best Debut (Male): Ranbir Kapoor - Saawariya (???)


Do we sense a pattern here?? Was Jab We Met really all that?

Wake up SRK and Preity Z !!!

Preity usually looks pretty good, not sure what happened here. SRK needs to stuff himself with a Big Mac. Not so hot.

Kareena's Bluesteel...

What's up with her face? Hating the lipstick.

Mahima is a mama and back...

I never knew she left. She is coming out with a new flick: Hope and a Little Sugar with Vikram Chatwal (how in the heck did he become an actor????)and Anupam Kher. The movie is about how Indians were treated post 9/11.

Sinking Sonali

As you can tell I love to post before and after shots.

Rani is well dressed!

She is very well dressed!

I can't get enough...

Curly Q!!!

Aishwarya Pregnant???

"After hearing the gossip about my pregnancy, I got numerous phone calls from almost all over the world. Abhishek and I have planned to look at children after 3 years. Till that I'm going to push forward my career."

Phew! We can all breathe now....

Miss Vivek Oberoi

At least the blond highlights grew out. Can someone hand this guy a mirror?

Saif-Kareena Married? sick sick sick

Apparently they were married in a top secret wedding ceremony. Both sides deny this rumor...Saif married Amrita Singh (she-man) in the same manner.

Salman and Katrina O-V-E-R

He SLAPPED her at a coffee bar...I cannot even comment on this rumor.
I just wish someone would pull his hair plugs out and set this clown straight.

Amisha gets a makeover

Amisha Patel before and after her makeover. Scary.

Sanjay Dutt wedding pic

I can only post a link to his wedding photos.
If you care: http://broadband.indiatimes.com/audioslideshow/2774200.cms

Seems pretty boring. I didn't bother reading any details. YAWN.

Give it up Esha....

Why is she trying to act like Angelina Jolie?
I hope that's her resume tattooed to her back so someone can give her a decent role.

Katrina's Sister...

Now that Katrina has 3 whole movies under her belt (Namaste London, Partner and Welcome) she is going to "launch" her sister, Isabella, like a cruise missile in Bollywood.
Katrina is going to teach her to speak Hindi (note: her voice is still dubbed) and teach her how to boogie Bollywood style.

Big B's House Attacked!

According to papers in India, the Bachchan's house in Juhu was attacked by some group. The group is upset that Big B preferred the state Uttar Pradesh over Maharashtra for opening a girls' college (by the way, he is supposed to name it Aishwaria Rai Bachchan College for Girls).

Glass bottles were throw at the house--how? The walls are so high. Hopefully the noise woke Jaya up. She is so out of it. More on her later!

The Next Harry Potter

This is Kiran Rao (Aamir Khan's wife). Bollywood will eventually make an Indian version of Harry Potter and when they do-- here is the perfect little wizard!!

Terrifying Twinkle...

Hello bangs! How can she see?

Slow Week in Mumbai

Bollywood is having a slow week: I am sick of hearing about Saif-Kareena, Salman is writing a dumb book, the health minister has requested that SRK stop smoking in public and Lara was found...she is in hiding so she can lose weight--B-O-R-I-N-G. For kicks, I'm posting a pic of Ash, boy has she packed on the kgs.