Katrina's high waist

Who designed this awful outfit?

Big B looking old...

He had 11 film releases in 2007...looks like busy schedule is catching up with him.

Pretty Priyanka....

Pretty lady....

What happened to Raveena???

Please tell me she is pregnant! Why do all Bollywood actresses let themselves go (I mean really GO) after they get married?????

Dirty uncle fest....

Ew ew ew

I literally hear crickets when I see her....

I think she's over him...

Isn't this the look of, "I've moved past you...".
Girl, you still ain't hot or skinny enough to pull that top off...

Always throwing a party...

Subhash Ghai is always throwing a lame party, but never photographs his wife and the guests always look bored.
What is on Salman's jeans???????

Skeletor Alert!

Arjun Rampal,
You look like a skeleton....PLEASE eat some food!!! Another eating disorder

Lovin' my new hair

My name is Salman Khan and I have AMAZING hair plugs.

That time again...

Here you go...the next round of Bollywood actors/actresses who are the magical offspring of famous people.

Every few years Bollywood is flooded with the awkward looking children of famous Bollywood actors/actresses....usually these kids are plagued with bad skin, bad acting skills and are in desperate need of a good waxing job (ladies!).

Over the span of 3-4 years, they train (on the job) and improve their acting skills (what they are actually paid to do) and either end up with a Filmfare award (Abhishek in YUVA) or if they are super lucky they start showing a lot of skin and end up with a hit song (Isha Deol in Dhoom). Often times, they have several make overs (Karshima-removal of facial hair--the famous unibrow, weight loss, and the hiring a stylist) that totally changes their career. Some choose to turn to drugs (Fardeen Khan), that can boost their careers. But there are always the jokers who just don't give up (Tushar Kapoor, Vivek Oberoi, Akshay Khanna)...
MY ADVICE : NEVER NEVER underestimate that college degree.

Below we have 2 newbies. Ranbir Kapoor (may take the stoner path), son of Rishi and Neetu and Sonam Kapoor, daughter of Anil. I am sure both sets of parents are proud.

Kareena running around with Saif

Kareena was spotted running around Delhi with new beau Saif Ali Khan. They did some work for a movie, went to her sister's (Karsima Kapoor) house and went out on a double date and topped off the night dancing at a local disco.

I just HAD to post his wedding pic to Amrita Singh. I never understood this relationship. I feel bad for Saif's kids. First he dumps their mom, then gets dumped by the Italian chick and now he is running around with Kareena....
Hey, it makes excellent material for me!

Katrina Kaif

Okay, so I haven't even begun to comment on Katrina Kaif...I recently saw Namaste London. She is very pretty, but ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Why is this girl an actress in Hindi movies when she can't even speak Hindi?? Isn't that an important requirement? Perhaps her Bollywood superstar boyfriend, Salu has something to do with it since he is so much older and "wiser"! Anyway, according to this pic above in blue he should try buy her a gym membership or at the very least a stairmaster.
She's in direct competition with J-LO!

Rekha trips and falls...

Poor Rekha tripped and fell at Dev Anand's book party while running towards her car. No word yet on which side she fell on or the impact to the floor.

Jodha Akbar release postponed

I am really looking forward to this movie starring Hritik Roshan and Aishwaria Bachan, but the release has been postponed to from October to January 25th!!

Love is in the air

Abhishek Bachan and Vivek Oberoi will be starring together in the upcoming Bollywood flick, "Mission Impossible..." oh wait, sorry! MISSION ISTANBUL...okay, so first of all, what kind of mission takes place in Istanbul? What does Ash think of this magical pairing????

It just seems like Vivek will take anything that will keep him from retiring from the movie industry. Have some pride!!!

Soha Ali Khan funny shaped face

Or it just could be just the camera shot...

Kareena Kapoor engaged?

I found this on Indiafm...look at her ring....I thought is was spotted with Saif Ali Khan. I can never keep track...poor Shahid.

Shilpa the Big Don

Shilpa Shetty is a mean looking chick here...is this a Bollywood production?
I did not expect her career to turn in this direction. I guess you do whatever pays the fitness guru and buys expensive handbags!

Waxy Shah Rukh Khan

At his book launch, "King of Bollywood". Doesn't he look like a wax figure here??

Ash's new hair

This is at some screening for Guru at the Univ. of Cali. Not loving her new hair style. I don't like the bangs. She looks like a young version of Juhi in the 2nd pic . I am glad to see them holding hands.

The longest neck in Bollywood....

It took me the longest time to figure out what was wrong with her. Her neck. It is super-duper long. She is still very pretty.

Kareena's new look!

Not a huge fan, but she looks a lot better. I don't like her sucking her cheeks in. Perhaps cutting non-veg from her diet has helped...

Salman = prisoner # 343

My question: Where did he get all that extra hair???

Qurbani remake? Are you kidding me?

Zeenat Aman's role (Sheela) will be played by Mallika Sherawat and her wonderful lisp...

Oh Ali....

"Don't even mention the word 'food'. I love it and can't wait to grab a curry and rice. On the sets too we had an amazing experience while munching on Indian curries"

Yes Ali darling, Indian food is all rice and curry....

Sanjay Dutt 6 years behind bars...

Sridevi: Then and Now...

Old is gold...

Grease Pit

Sushmita Sen is promoting a new Olay cream. By the looks of it you too can have a greasy face!

Miss India 2007

A country of 1 billion people and these were the winners....you do the math.

Jackie Shroff

What happened here??? Is someone bringing back the acid wash????

Happy to score an invite

He is happy to have scored an invite to Cannes 2007. Check out the rings!

Magic of Makeup....

Wedding Pics...

I am not sure if this is a real wedding pic or from a movie. It is a lot better than the bharatnatyam costume she wore that is been all over the Internet....

Bollywood sisters

Hands down the Arora sisters are the prettiest...too bad no one cares about the Deols.... Shilpa is growing on me after the Big Brother drama...